What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

Netherland Jokes More Netherland Jokes

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

Drive Test Jokes More Drive Test Jokes

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.