What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

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What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.