Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What's Helen Keller's favorite mouthwash?

Jergen's lotion.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.