Because she uses the other one to sing.
At the BP station. (thanks grandma)
Horror-scopes!
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
He never mentions "on the other hand"
OCDC
Mount Rushmore.
Gristle While You Work!
Her mom rearranged the living room
Because she was a woman
Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there