Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there