Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

What do mentally retarded parents give their kids?

Hand me Downs.

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How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)