Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge?

He couldn't keep his hands off his privates

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!