Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.