Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.