What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant