What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

a Drag Queen

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.