What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why do black people wear flares?

because their knee grows

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird