What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.