What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Because she thought it was Diet Coke

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Twist

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Shocklate.

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Join the club.

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I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

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What's a knife's favorite dessert?

Slice cream.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...