What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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What's a knife's favorite dessert?

Slice cream.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...