What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ?

Buddha this slice of bread for me !

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Burn Toast Jokes More Burn Toast Jokes

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Pregnant Girlfriend Jokes More Pregnant Girlfriend Jokes

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.