What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Burn Toast Jokes More Burn Toast Jokes

What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

Pregnant Girlfriend Jokes More Pregnant Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend?

I can unscrew a lightbulb.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.