Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.