Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

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Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.