Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log