Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet