How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!