What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.