What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!