What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.