What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

5 Year Old Jokes More 5 Year Old Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

5 Year Old Nephew Jokes More 5 Year Old Nephew Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.