How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma?

Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine.

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What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again