How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

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They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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A Sandy Hook Survivor

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Because NE-coli.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner