How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends?

offensive A sandy hook survivor.

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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again