How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex! &ampnbsp &ampnbsp &ampnbsp I'll see myself out...

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.