How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What happened to the dinosaurs that first was aware of the metheorite?

The where petrified.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.