How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.