How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

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Toastyyy!

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The thermometer responded, "0K."

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BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

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The Caliph ate.

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Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.