What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"