What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !