What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

What did the tomato say to the peach?

Nice pits."