What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

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What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)