What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.