What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing