What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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Where do terrorists go when they're on the run?

Apparently, they go everywhere.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.