What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

A: Catch up.

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.