What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What happened to the two gladiator olives?

They were pitted against each other

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

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Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking