it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
He gets toad.
It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
Inner
Kindergarten dropout.
