What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.