What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said