What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Business kept falling off!

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What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

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They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.