What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

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What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool?

Show me your mussels.

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.