What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From