What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....