What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

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How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.