How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

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What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

How do you spell moron?

M O R M O N

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...