He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
3
they only had 2 trucks
5 minutes talk to wife.
He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.
Mount Rushmore
It has 4 rabbits' feet.
He was way to high, man.
Because they're always high and outside.
A 3 legged cow
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
Cos 720 is 1
One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...
With a culator
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
Because seven ate nine.
A hummingbird
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
