He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar
Who are you
Microsoft.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)
He liked cold cash.
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
I don't remember.
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
