He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie
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It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.
His Ex-Wife.
Cuatro sinko
4 blondes in 4 cars at a 4 way stop
Because it was Far Out!
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Because in charge Yoda was.
1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.
Because Demeter stopped working.
13. Number 9 will shock you!
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
You don't live in Mississippi.
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
