Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra