Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!