Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose