What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

A nerd herd!

Why did the bin lorry crash into a bunch of pedestrians?

It was Bin-Laden

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !