What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ?

Balloon velvet !

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.