What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

he was two chickens

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Peck Jokes More Peck Jokes

Why did the owl owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.