How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies?

Go for the Jugular (juggler)!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!