Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.