Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.