What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react

What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas