What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react