Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.