Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor