What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What do you mean?

It's all denty"

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.