What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

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When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.