What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.