What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

What do you mean?

It's all denty"

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.