Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why does Helium go up?

Because the floors Argon.

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

What are the Fine Brothers favorite elements?

The noble gases because they don't react