Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Noble Gas Jokes More Noble Gas Jokes

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!