What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.