What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

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They're both run by Unix.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.