Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

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What do you call a king's fart?

Noble gas

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!