Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

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Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

What is it called when the Queen farts?

a noble gas!