Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week