What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

A: Because he only made a good buccaneer.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.