What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What do you call an astronaut who loves himself?

A NASAccist!

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again