Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Detain Jokes More Detain Jokes

Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained