Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!