Pregnant
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.
In brain cells!
A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.
Pregnant.
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
I say Progresso at any cost.
2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Noodle soup.
Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.
Your grandma.
It took him forever to get her off that street corner.
One trains the mind the other minds the train.
Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
They decompose
Alone.
Alone
