Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?

The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.