How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

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What do you call counterfeited German currency?

A: Question marks.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.