How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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What do you call beef that's been burned?

A mis-steak.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.