How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Who's there ! Burns ! Burns who ?

Burns me up !

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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What's next to England?

A question mark.

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

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What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.