Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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What is an angel's favorite font?

Sans Seraph

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

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What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2?

Target Practice.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.