Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

Visitor Jokes More Visitor Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.