What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !