What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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Why are Alabama weddings so small?

They've only gotta invite one family

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.