What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks