What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.