How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food