What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

Ferrari Jokes More Ferrari Jokes

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty