What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.