What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either